Charlie Bronson's always got rope.: Archive

IT HAS RAINED ALL DAMN DAY. STOP IT.

Apr 1st

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I smell like a cake.

I’m at level three of the whole “tattoo after care” thing. Which means I’m rubbing cocoa butter lotion stuff on my wrist and ankle all freakin’ day. And I smell like a cake. Which makes me want cake. Not cooked—just cake batter. Because that tastes better than actual cake. For whatever reason. Like brownie batter. Maybe it’s because I ate so much Jell-O...

Apr 1st

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Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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I managed to get Tough Luck uploaded on...

getyourstupidfuckingrope: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QUJ5T1QF You’re the best person EVER.

Mar 31st

daryldixon asked: I remember you asking me a while back if I had either Tough Luck or Until the Night. I can't remember which but I finally have Tough Luck now and is uploaded.

Mar 31st

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Whoa There... TMI Wednesday.

Really. TMI for menstruation talk. I hate being on my period. Hate it. My insides are sloughing off in layers and giving me nothing in return but violent cramps and cravings for chocolate chip cookies. We don’t have cookies. So no cookies makes me irrationally angry. I want to punch a hole through a wall with my bare fist or chop down a tree in the backyard… I’d rather have...

Mar 30th

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Mar 30th

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DRUNK.

SO VERY DRUNK. THIS WILL BE ME TOMORROW:

Mar 30th

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Champagne

so i have discovered that champagne gets me drunker than liquor in genral. i don’t care that i’m misspelling crap, this stuff is goooooooooooooood. thanks spain. and wegmans.

Mar 30th

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Mar 29th

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This is the sound of my dad watching Top Gear....

Mar 29th

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Mar 29th

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Mar 28th

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Mar 28th

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Commercial Voiceovers

National (car rental) - SIR PATRICK STEWART

Mar 27th

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Mar 27th

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Mar 27th

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Mar 27th

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Mar 27th

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Mar 27th

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This is what the concept Audi Quattro sounds...

Mar 27th

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Mar 27th

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Mar 27th

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Mar 26th

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Mar 26th

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Mar 26th

I want to go on holiday to Ireland...

Seriously. I might even try and see if there’s any work there. I need to get a new Passport.

Mar 26th

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Mar 26th

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Mar 24th

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Things I've learned from Justified

onemoonatatime: Whatever part of Kentucky they are in doesn’t have weather. It’s rained like once, it never snows, BUT it’s somehow cold enough for Boyd to wear that long sleeve jacket all the time. It’s almost like these writers and shit have never been to Kentucky. It rains here. That jacket is not needed from what I’m guessing (I’m going by whatever everyone else is wearing). And for once I...

Mar 24th

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Mar 23rd

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limberkey: I wish this: could end up being as popular as this: because I would die everytime I see it! :) *SPORFLE* OH MY GOD MATT.

Mar 22nd

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Mar 22nd

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Commercial Voiceovers

Pedigree - David Duchovny AIG, Tylenol - Stockard Channing Delta Airlines, Simply Orange - Donald Sutherland AutoTrader.com - Christian Slater Kayak.com - Kevin Spacey Bridgestone Tires - Ron Perlman POM Wonderful - Malcolm McDowell Nissan, Planter’s - Robert Downey Jr. Chevy, Campbell’s - Tim Allen Ford, Lee Jeans - Mike Rowe Visa - Morgan Freeman Hyundai, Duracell - Jeff Bridges ...

Mar 21st

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Mar 20th

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flapjacksblog2 asked: What is your favorite cartoon character?

Mar 20th

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Mar 20th

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ladys3 asked: So I just now realized that the Iron Man poster is behind you in your profile pic. And not just any Iron Man poster, but the international one. Which in my opinion, is the best. I knew I loved you for a reason!

Also *highfive* for being a Kelly fan!

Mar 19th

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